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Liu Bang Vs. Wudi by HPVo on 03-02-2018
Meeting for First Time
Hi! I'm Liu Bang. I was born in 248 BC as a peasant. Before I lead an army, I spent my time working as a police officer. My father was working as a peasant farmer.
Good Morning! I'm Wudi, and I was born in 156 BC. I was born into a royal family and became emperor. However, it was weird for me because I wasn't the oldest. I was 16 when I became emperor, but my fate was decided at age 7.
Discussing Politics & Religion
I worked hard to become emperor. I reigned as king in 206 BC, but I ruled as emperor from 202 to 195 BC. When I was leading a rebel army, I controlled the parts of western China. I fought Hsiang Yu for 4 years, but when he killed himself, I controlled all of China.
Well, I ruled China in 146 BC. I expanded the nation to Southern China, and most of Vietnam and Korea. I also gained control over Furgana. China was getting a bit soft, so I decided to launch some wars. Despite all of this, I still appreciate religions. I made Confucianism the main religion in China.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
I'm the better ruler! I ruled for around 7 years. I eliminated many harsh laws and reduced taxes. I made peace with tribes that were trying to invade us. China made many advancements in art, literature, and science during my rule. This proves that I'm better!
No it doesn't! I launched many wars, expanding my land. Even though it costed a lot of money, it doesn't matter because I heavily taxed the peasants. I ruled for 46 years as emperor! 39 more years than you! SUre I may have been disliked, but I made many more accomplishments than you! I made a university, expanded China, and made many wars! This proves that I am more successful!
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