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Han Dynasty Showdown by cmcasey on 03-02-2018
Meeting for First Time
Hi my name is Wudi, and I began my reign as emperor of the Han Dynasty around 141 BC. It was unusual for me to be emperor because I was not the oldest son of the king. It was decided when I was at the age of 7 that I would heir the throne, but it wasn’t until I was 16 that I actually became emperor. I ruled mostly under the influence of my relatives and political officials.
Hi my name is Liu Bang, and I was born in 248 BC to a peasant family in China. My father was a farmer and I worked as a police officer during the Qin Dynasty. I fought in Hsiang Yu’s army in the civil war that lasted about 4 years. I reigned first as king from 206 to 202 BC, and then as emperor from 202 to 195 BC.
Discussing Politics & Religion
Like I said before I reigned as emperor at the age of 16 starting at 141 BC. In 130 BC I decided that China needed to be more aggressive during attacks. So I launched an attack on the northern border who were threatening the empire. My massive army conquered Southern China, and mot of Vietnam and Korea, later on I gained control of Furgana, and small states between. I was interested in the religion Confucianism, and made it the religion of China.
I reigned as king from 206 to 202 BC, then as emperor from 202 to 195 BC. I also made peace with the tribes that were trying to invade China from Mongolia. I believed in Feudalism. So I revived Feudalism.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
I’m pretty sure I’m better than you because I even founded a University to teach Confucianism. I even gained control over most of Asia. Also I added new taxes and saw that the government controlled the trade of all salt, wine, and iron, in order to raise money. I was known for always protecting my country and trying to expand it.
No I’m pretty sure I’m better than you because I eliminated many harsh laws and taxes on peasants. I’m known for my skills and foreign affairs. I also made peace with people who were going to attack China. That’s why I’m pretty sure I’m better than you.
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