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 | Hey, John. I'm going to be as (concise) as possible here. Due to your lack of (competence), Management and I have come to a (consensus) and decided it'd be best to let you go. |  |
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 | I wish I could come here and (commend) you for your effort, but lately you've become (complacent) with your mediocre work. You've failed to (collaborate) well with other workers, and - Wait a second, how are you so (composed) about all of this? |  |
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 | Bill, I'm a character in a comic. I don't need a job. Also,why are we even drinking? |  |
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