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 | Hey, did you hear about the game ball Maryland provided last night? Very different than the ball Iowa usually uses. |  |
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 | Let me guess, it was overly deflated? |  |
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 | Oh, no. Nothing like that. But the Iowa players described it as "different." |  |
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 | You do realize both teams missed 19 three pointers? |  |
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 | But Maryland won. So, uh, explain that one. |  |
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 | This conspiracy theory is even more pathetic than your Poisonous Government Snow theory. |  |
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