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![](/images/spacer.gif) | According to our advanced workplace metrics, you're the least productive employee working here as of this past Friday. | ![](/images/spacer.gif) |
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![](/images/spacer.gif) | Huh? What span does that cover? | ![](/images/spacer.gif) |
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![](/images/spacer.gif) | This past year. You're also the least productive employee for the past 6-months, the past 30-days and the past week. | ![](/images/spacer.gif) |
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![](/images/spacer.gif) | Do I get credit for making the coffee each morning? | ![](/images/spacer.gif) |
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![](/images/spacer.gif) | Our metrics show you have never made a pot of coffee. Not even once. | ![](/images/spacer.gif) |
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![](/images/spacer.gif) | I know. But, I'm strategizing. | ![](/images/spacer.gif) |
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