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metrics #1 by ST00PSMYASS on 08-14-2015
According to our advanced workplace metrics, you're the least productive employee working here as of this past Friday.
Huh? What span does that cover?
This past year. You're also the least productive employee for the past 6-months, the past 30-days and the past week.
Do I get credit for making the coffee each morning?
Our metrics show you have never made a pot of coffee. Not even once.
I know. But, I'm strategizing.
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