]> Witty Comics eye_open_doors http://www.wittycomics.com/users/eye_open_doors 07-29-2008 25 Officer Good Guy Badge Gives Mr. Asshat a ticket for thought crimes he hasn't yet thought up 54 Well Mr. Asshat writing this ticket is going to hurt me more then it hurts you. 14 What's that I am on my cell phone? 57 Meanwhile... 60 Did you see the story about the human that got a ticket for thought crimes he didn't commit? 60 What's this world coming too? I am tired of being used to broadcast lies! 51 In a boardroom in every city around the world 57 Now if you look here you will notice that the size of my penis grows with the ammount of money that is preceieved to be posessed by me. 16 Can I just pinch your ass, instead of kissing it?