pyoobez
Member Since: 07-29-2006
Profile:
Hi, I'm pyoobez. I write the critically acclaimed Small Talk comics and by write, I mean I hammer out about ten in an hour while somehow remaining spaced out like Han Solo the entire time. I also write the AIDS Ring comics which are slowly, but surely taking the world by storm like Katrina and Ivan had a little baby niño.
When I'm not busy signing autographs and the supple breasts of my tens upon tens of fans, I can usually be found pissing on your shoes. Hey, I gots to keep it real.
Comics by pyoobez
- 10-02-2008 - Small Talk 93: I Love Jewcy.
- 10-02-2008 - Small Talk 92: Milking the Joke
- 10-02-2008 - Color Talk
- 10-02-2008 - Good Ways to Start & End a Conversation
- 05-19-2008 - Book Talk 3.14.1592
- 05-12-2008 - Small Talk 91: Jibba Jabba
- 05-12-2008 - Small Talk 90: Right Angle, Wrong Approach
- 05-12-2008 - Small Talk 89: Too Legit To Quit
- 06-08-2007 - Asian Talk
- 06-08-2007 - This Comic Sucks Talk
- 05-29-2007 - Dog Talk
- 05-15-2007 - Small Talk 88: Real Talk (R.I.P. Tookie)
- 05-15-2007 - Race Talk Dos
- 05-15-2007 - Race Talk
- 05-14-2007 - Gangsta Talk
- 05-14-2007 - Juice Talk
- 05-14-2007 - 3/25 Of An Effort Talk
- 05-13-2007 - Doc Talk
- 05-12-2007 - Car Talk
- 05-11-2007 - Work Talk
- 05-11-2007 - Date Talk
- 05-10-2007 - Don't Hate It... Debate It!
- 05-10-2007 - life without quackfoot
- 05-10-2007 - quackfoot unlimited dos: now with more meat!
- 05-10-2007 - quackfoot unlimited
- 05-06-2007 - Book Talk 3.1415
- 05-06-2007 - Book Talk 3.14
- 05-03-2007 - Baby Talk
- 04-30-2007 - Religion Talk
- 04-22-2007 - Cell Talk
- 03-23-2007 - Small Talk 87: One 87, Oh Yeah, Now You Remember?
- 03-17-2007 - Compu Talk
- 03-02-2007 - Redemption
- 03-02-2007 - Love Is In The Air
- 03-02-2007 - Maybe Baby
- 02-24-2007 - Dinner? I HARDLY KNOW HER
- 02-24-2007 - Zing A Ding Ding
- 02-10-2007 - Tomorrow Never Blows
- 02-10-2007 - AIDS Ring 21: Can't Feed Em? Don't Breed Em!
- 02-10-2007 - I Love The Night Life, I Love To Boogie (On The Disco Floor)
- 02-09-2007 - Tomorrow Never Knows 2: Sequels Are Always Crappy (Yet They Are Still Made)
- 02-09-2007 - AIDS Ring 20: Rest and Relax(masturb)ation
- 02-09-2007 - Yet Another Book Talk
- 01-31-2007 - Book Talk
- 12-26-2006 - Post Christmas 2006 Talk
- 12-22-2006 - Book Talk
- 12-12-2006 - Mexican Talk
- 11-23-2006 - Small Talk 86: Might As Well Whip It Up Before It's Even More Outdated
- 11-14-2006 - The Reversal
- 11-14-2006 - Jumping The Shark
- 11-14-2006 - Trick or Treat?
- 11-06-2006 - Snack Talk
- 11-04-2006 - Ugly Chick Talk
- 11-04-2006 - Herpes Talk 2: Not-So Thrilling Conclusion
- 11-04-2006 - Herpes Talk
- 11-01-2006 - Crappy Comics Talk
- 10-31-2006 - Go Shawty, It's Yo Birfday Talk
- 10-26-2006 - Diet Talk
- 10-26-2006 - Miniscule Talk
- 10-26-2006 - A For Effort Talk
- 10-26-2006 - Talk The Talk Talk
- 10-26-2006 - Halloween Talk
- 10-18-2006 - Ghost Talk
- 10-17-2006 - Vag Talk
- 10-17-2006 - Meeted Talk
- 10-16-2006 - Jungle Talk
- 10-16-2006 - Small Talk 85: Yadda Yadda
- 10-14-2006 - Drunken pyoobez talk
- 10-13-2006 - Law Talk
- 10-13-2006 - Small Talk 84: George Orwell
- 10-09-2006 - Dick Talk
- 10-08-2006 - Reunion Talk
- 10-07-2006 - Dude Talk
- 10-07-2006 - AIDS Ring 19: Now You're Messing With A Son Of A Glitch!
- 10-07-2006 - AIDS Ring 18: CELEBRITY GUEST APPEARANCE~!
- 10-06-2006 - Wife Talk
- 10-05-2006 - Book Talk
- 10-05-2006 - Dumb Talk
- 10-04-2006 - Drunk Talk
- 10-04-2006 - JEW Talk
- 10-04-2006 - Shootin' The Shiznit
- 10-04-2006 - Keep Talkin... I'm Reloading!
- 10-03-2006 - You CAN Judge A Book By Its Cover
- 10-03-2006 - Parody Talk 3: El Fin
- 10-03-2006 - Parody Talk 2
- 10-03-2006 - Parody Talk
- 10-03-2006 - Small Talk 83: SPECIAL EDITION
- 10-02-2006 - Oops Talk 2: Oops I Did It Again
- 10-02-2006 - Oops Talk
- 10-02-2006 - Packer? Damn Near Killed Her!
- 10-02-2006 - Screech Talk
- 10-01-2006 - Love Her And Beaver
- 10-01-2006 - ¿Castor? ¡Maldito Cerca Matado Le!
- 10-01-2006 - Beaver? It's Still Rock & Roll To Me!
- 09-30-2006 - Date Talk
- 09-30-2006 - AIDS Ring 17: Almost Legal
- 09-30-2006 - AIDS Ring 16: Sweet Sixteen
- 09-29-2006 - Beavers: You Wouldn't Like Them When They're Angry
- 09-29-2006 - OT Smells Revisited
- 09-29-2006 - Beaver and Leave Her
- 09-29-2006 - Beaver? I Saw Mrs. Cleaver's
- 09-29-2006 - Small Talk 82: Leave It To Beaver
- 09-29-2006 - Default Talk (Erector's Cut)
- 09-29-2006 - Default Talk
- 09-28-2006 - Comic Talk
- 09-27-2006 - Beaver? Damn Near THRILLED Her
- 09-25-2006 - Girl Talk
- 09-25-2006 - Talk Is Cheap
- 09-25-2006 - Beaver In The Front, Poker In The Rear
- 09-25-2006 - Office Talk 3.1415...
- 09-24-2006 - Beaver? Damn Near Killed Her! 2
- 09-24-2006 - The Ass Is Always Greener (On The Other Side)
- 09-24-2006 - Beaver? Damn Near Killed Her!
- 09-23-2006 - AIDS Ring 15: Beaver? I Thought It Was A Pussy Cat!
- 09-23-2006 - Boob Talk
- 09-23-2006 - MTV Talk
- 09-23-2006 - AIDS Ring 14: Valentine Day
- 09-21-2006 - Church Talk
- 09-20-2006 - Small Talk 81: Rasslin Talk
- 09-20-2006 - Park Talk
- 09-17-2006 - European Talk
- 09-16-2006 - Katrina Talk
- 09-16-2006 - Katrina Talk
- 09-16-2006 - Waxing Philosophical
- 09-15-2006 - Life After The Playhouse
- 09-13-2006 - Doc Talk
- 09-13-2006 - Office lunch REMIX
- 09-13-2006 - Small Talk 80: I Like My Women Like I Like My Small Talks... In Their 80's
- 09-13-2006 - One Afternoon In Paris
- 09-13-2006 - Give A Hoot... Read A Book
- 09-13-2006 - Jesus Tested Judas Approved
- 09-13-2006 - AIDS Ring 13: Wednesday The 13th
- 09-11-2006 - AIDS Ring 12: Relax Don't Do It... When You Wanna Come
- 09-10-2006 - This Comic Is Cooler Than The Kid Who Peed In The Swimming Pool Just For Fun
- 09-10-2006 - Small Talk 79: They'll Make You Eat Bread Remix!
- 09-09-2006 - AIDS Ring 11: AIDS... The San Francisco Treat
- 09-09-2006 - AIDS Ring 10: Erection Infection
- 09-09-2006 - Small Talk 78: Why Does 69 Fear 70? Because 69 Is A Bisexual Little b#tch
- 09-09-2006 - Witty Comics Talk 2
- 09-09-2006 - Witty Comics Talk
- 09-09-2006 - Small Island Talk
- 09-09-2006 - Small Talk 77: Sittin' By The Talk Of The Bay
- 09-09-2006 - AIDS Ring 9: Shades of AIDS
- 09-09-2006 - Small Talk 76: Where Is The Love? The Love? The Love?
- 09-08-2006 - Small Talk 75: Military Vanillatary
- 09-08-2006 - Small Talk 74: Mr. Small Talk Goes To Washington
- 09-08-2006 - Small Talk 73: I Don't Need No Instructions To Know How To Talk
- 09-08-2006 - Small Talk 72: Keep On Talkin' In The Free World
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 71: Attention: pyoobez Remix!
- 09-07-2006 - AIDS Ring 8: It's GR8!
- 09-07-2006 - AIDS Ring 7: AIDS In Manhatten
- 09-07-2006 - AIDS Ring 6: AIDS of Fury
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 70: I See London... I See France!
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 69: THE INCREDIBLE INEVITABLE CROSSOVER COMIC THE WORLD HAS BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR
- 09-07-2006 - What Would This World Be Like Without Music?
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 68: We Got A Talkin' Convoy, Ain't She A Beautiful Sight?
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 67: The Latest And Greatest
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 66: Small Is The New Big
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 65: 65 And So Alive!
- 09-07-2006 - Finding Memo
- 09-07-2006 - Small Talk 64: Like The Commodore!
- 09-06-2006 - Small Talk 63: 200% More Negro In Every Bite!
- 09-06-2006 - Small Talk 62: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- 09-06-2006 - Small Talk 61: TV Talk
- 09-06-2006 - Small Talk 60: 9 More To Go
- 09-06-2006 - Small Talk 59: 59 And Oh So Fine
- 09-06-2006 - Small Talk 58: Why Does 49 Fear 50... Oops. Don't Wanna Repeat My Jokes!
- 09-06-2006 - AIDS Ring 5: AIDS Strikes Back
- 09-06-2006 - AIDS Ring 4: Reveng Of The AIDS
- 09-06-2006 - AIDS Ring 3: Rise Of The Machine
- 09-06-2006 - AIDS Ring 2: Lord of the AIDS Ring
- 09-05-2006 - Small Talk 57: Another One
- 09-05-2006 - A Day In The Life Of A Husband And Wife
- 09-05-2006 - Small Talk 56: Pass The Dutchie On The Left Hand Side
- 09-05-2006 - Small Talk 55: Girlfriend's Age, Shfifty Five!
- 09-05-2006 - How To Pirate Music
- 09-05-2006 - AIDS Ring
- 09-05-2006 - Daddy's Little Girl
- 09-05-2006 - Small Talk 54: Back In Negro
- 09-05-2006 - Intraweb Talk
- 09-05-2006 - Office Talk 3: Talk To The Hands
- 09-05-2006 - Tall Smalk
- 09-05-2006 - Office Talk 2: Meh
- 09-05-2006 - Feline Talk
- 09-05-2006 - Small Talk 53: One More For The Road
- 09-04-2006 - Officer Jim Tribute
- 09-04-2006 - Office Talk
- 09-04-2006 - PEE IN MY BUTTER
- 09-04-2006 - Stall Talk
- 09-04-2006 - Hall Talk
- 09-04-2006 - Fall Talk
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 52: A Final Farewell
- 09-04-2006 - Skin Deep
- 09-04-2006 - Mall Talk
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 51: A New Hope
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 50: Highway To Hundred
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 49: Regurgitated By 48.
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 48: Why Does 39 fear 40? Because 48 41!
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 47: No, It Wasn't The End
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 46: Is This The End?
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 45: get lost Tribute!
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 44: 44... The Type Of Gun I Used To Kill My Grandma
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 43: Everybody Loves Crossovers
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 42: OMG! CONTINUATION!
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 41: The Incredible, Inevitable Return Of The Small Talk
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 40: Lordy, Lordy, Look Who's 40!
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 39: Three Baker's Dozens
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 38: No Steve Irwins Were Harmed In The Making Of This Comic
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 37: Would The Real Small Talk 37 Please Stand Up?
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk 36: Jayceon Terell Taylor
- 09-04-2006 - Small Talk XXXV: 5+5+5+5+5+5+5
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk XXXIV: It's Like The Energizer Bunny
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk XXX3: Roman Numerals And Regular Numbers Mixed Is Hip!
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 32: 32 Is A Big Number, Well Not For Boob Sizes
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 31: No Catch Line Needed
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk XXX: 30 Days In The Hole
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 29: Just Filler Til 30
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 28: This Joke Takes Place INSIDE!
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 3 Cubed
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 26: Keep On Keepin' On
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 25: It's Like Small Talk 5, Only Squared
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 24: I Can Do This 24/7
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 23: Insert Catchy Hype Line To Hook Readers Here
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 22: Monkey Business
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 21: Old Enough To Drink, Young Enough To Drive While Doing It
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk XX: Chicago 46, New England 10
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 18 or 19: I Made Two 17's
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 17: When I Was 17, I Drank Some Really Good Beer...
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 17: Virtual Insanity
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk XVI: Return Of The Roman Numerals
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 15: Keep Talking
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 14: Why Do I Keep Making These?
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 13: Mouth of the South of the Border
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 12: Beyond The Grave
- 09-03-2006 - Small Talk 11: Curtain Call
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk X: X Is Cooler Than 10.
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk #: I Forget The Number, SRSLY
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk 8: Talk Is Cheap
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk 7: Return Of The Small Talk
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk 6
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk 5
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk 4: Slowly Killing The Joke
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk 2
- 09-02-2006 - Small Talk
- 09-01-2006 - She Gets Raped In The Fourth, Unseen Scene.
- 08-23-2006 - CHAN: SUPER HAPPY COMPUTAH FIXAH!
- 08-19-2006 - What A Race!
- 08-17-2006 - HomoNotSoFunny
- 08-17-2006 - I'm Just A Love Machine (And I Won't Work For Nobody But You.)
- 08-17-2006 - The Roof The Roof The Roof Is On Fire
- 08-16-2006 - OK, So A Priest And A Rabbi Walk Into Rome...
- 08-15-2006 - Bohemian Rhapsody Is Not My Favorite Song. It's Rocks Hard And Tasty, It's Just Not My Favorite.
- 08-15-2006 - Office Party Playhouse
- 08-13-2006 - Date Rape Wrap Up (minus the Rape)
- 08-13-2006 - He Walks Among Us
- 08-13-2006 - Super Happy Office Time Discussion 2K6
- 08-12-2006 - Thanks A Lot, Pete.
- 08-11-2006 - Kids Say The Darnedest Things
- 08-11-2006 - The Incredible Return Of The Great White Hope
- 08-11-2006 - Blind Dating Is Weird (Not As Weird As Date Raping, Though)
- 08-10-2006 - A Classic Love Story
- 08-10-2006 - Same Old Same Old
- 08-10-2006 - Now That's What I Call Break Time!
- 08-10-2006 - Where, Oh Where, Has My Little Dog Gone?
- 08-10-2006 - That Guy
- 08-09-2006 - Check Please.
- 08-09-2006 - It Takes Two To Tango (And By Tango I Mean f#*k)
- 08-09-2006 - Choosing A Religion That's Right For You
- 08-09-2006 - Everybody's Working For The Weekend
- 08-07-2006 - The Fall Of Modern Day Culture As We Know It
- 08-07-2006 - Lamers In Disguise
- 08-07-2006 - EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB GET TIPSY
- 08-07-2006 - The Answer To The Question You Were Afraid To Ask.
- 08-07-2006 - Vaporised 2: Return Of The Vapors
- 08-07-2006 - The Hardest Word To Say.
- 08-07-2006 - Have A Drink On Me
- 08-07-2006 - GOLF UKYURSELPH
- 08-06-2006 - Shut Yo Beach Ass Up
- 08-05-2006 - Barn Burner
- 08-04-2006 - Quickies
- 08-03-2006 - Vaporised.
- 08-02-2006 - Foreign Exchange
- 07-30-2006 - Nation of Narration
- 07-30-2006 - Interview With An Interviewer
- 07-30-2006 - Head In The Clouds
- 07-30-2006 - When A Cingular Man Meets A Woman And They Become Plural...
- 07-29-2006 - You Gotta Hand It To Cupid.
- 07-29-2006 - COPS: Coast to Coast
- 07-29-2006 - Girls Gone Mild
- 07-29-2006 - Scotch: It's What's For Dinner.