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Officer Nasty
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15449
I'm gonna help you out, L. M. Underscore --- if that really is your name. I 've just reviewed your pathetic WittyComics entries and found them to be both tastless and tactless .. In fact, they made me want to hurl. -- Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:33:15 UTC
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Rare Disease
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15427
Mr. Fink, your xrays show the development of acute optical rectumgitis - a condition that occurs when the optical nerve becomes intertwined with the rectal nerve. -- What?... What the f#ck is that? My friggin luck...
Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:00:38 UTC
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Sharp Pointy Things
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15396
Hey Khufu, you know that La Pyramide Inversée mentioned in the Da Vinci Code?... the skylight in the Louvre? It looks kinda like us only upside-down. -- Yes, it is a quadralaterial base three diminsional triangular structure with sides that taper to a point. Dimensionally proptional to us except that it is inverted.
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:25:42 UTC
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There Is a Time For Every Purpose ...
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15391
Check out my new atomic watch. It gets a radio signal from the NIST's atomic clock which bases its time on the vibrations of the cesium atom, , a clock that is accurate to within one second in a million years. --
Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:49:55 UTC
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Home Insurance
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15336
So, Mr. Gridley, your application for home insurance seems to be in order. I do have one question, off the record, if you don't mind me asking. -- Sure ... shoot.
Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:21:50 UTC
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Thumb Wrestling Campionship
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15332
Hi, Yam. Good to see you again. -- Whatta ya say, Bo. How ya been?
Mon, 13 Nov 2006 0:47:58 UTC
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Reverse Replicator
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15331
Hey ... how you doin'. I'm Reese from engineering. -- .gnireenigne morf eseeR m'I .'niod uoy woh ... yeH
Sun, 12 Nov 2006 23:51:32 UTC
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Waiting for Answers
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15322
Thought you could just run away did you, missy? Figgered you could hide from me? Shoulda knowed I'd track you down. Now I'm looking for some answers ... and I aint leavin' here till I get em. --
Sun, 12 Nov 2006 17:46:15 UTC
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Psilocybin Cocktail
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15320
I find it reminiscent of Salvador Dali's "The Hallucinogenic Toreador" -- Really? ... I don't see it.
Sun, 12 Nov 2006 16:00:03 UTC
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Bridge Sale
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/15272
Sir, It appears that a minor discrepency has arisen from the title search. We find no documents that show... -- WHAT? You callin' me a liar, son? This bridges been in my family for fifty years... How dare you to suggest ... why I outta kick your...
Sat, 11 Nov 2006 9:52:47 UTC