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Too Many Drinks... by Johnnhez on 08-02-2006
After several shots of Tequilia, Jim gains the confidence to speak to this fine hunny he's been checking out all night...
Do your legs hurt? Because you were running in my dreams all night last night.
Actually, my legs are a litte achey. Would you like to rub them?
Several minutes into the conversation, Jim's confidence is so high, he begins to talk to himself...
What in the hell is in these drinks? I think I am talking to myself...
You da' Man Jim! You are going to score tonight! God you are SEXY!!!!!
Horrified, Jim finally realizes the girl he's been conversing with, is actually a dude!!
Uhmm... What signal are you trying to send me with that hand guesture???
If'a you wood geta closah to me, I will giva you some ping-pang on your wing-wang....
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