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 | Hello sir could I "cajole" you into giving me a glass of water | |
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| Sorry but my manager told me to be a "cantankerous" waiter about giving out the water to strangers | |
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| But "benevolent" sir you must be able to spare a little water for a weary old fellow like me | |
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| Unfortunately I don't have any water to spare and if you don't leave me alone I'll have to be callous | |
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| You make me want to drink "caustic" acid into my mouth and drink that instead | |
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| Well that's too bad | |
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