The sheriff hands Jackson the ticket "apathetically", like he'd been doing this for years. |
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 | Alright, here's my "anecdote". You parked in an illegal zone. One more ticket and you will be arrested. |  |
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 | Please officer, is there anyway to "appease" you? I could wash your car or something. |  |
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Jackson finally arrives to work and "apprehensively" approaches his boss. |
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 | So, uh, you can see why I'm late right? |  |
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 | Oh Jackson, you know how much I love you're little stories, but could you tell me the real reason for being two hours late? |  |
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Later that day Jackson arrives home to his "adored" wife. |
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 | ...And he didn't believe me! Can you believe that. |  |
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 | Does he really think I care? |  |
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