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Lottery! by Rize_Lakai on 06-16-2015
Someone just won the lottery!
Sir you just won the lottery how do you feel about this!?
Well, ill be quite "candid" I knew I was going to win...
Sir you do now that's illegal to cheat on the lottery? This is making my "cerebral" start to ache...
Well I didn't cheat I simply caused everyone to be to "clairvoyance" to even understand how I did it and since there is no evidence there is no way ill be convicted!
Sir, that was a confession... I'm not going to be "benign" here cause I spend 300 dollars on that lottery...
Well that your own fault. And besides my skin is so "callous" that if you tried to shoot me I wouldn't even be hurt... Now I shall take the money and run!
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