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| No I don't have a boat that is (buoyant) at the moment. They all have holes in their hulls so they would sink if I put them in the water. I am terrible at driving so I usually run into rocks. That is how the holes got there. | |
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| You are one (brazen) man. To just tell someone that you are a terrible driver. You have to have some serious guts to do that. | |
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| Sadly, terrible driving skills are a (chronic) thing in my family. Also, telling people I am terrible at driving helps to (bolster) my bad sense of self-worth. | |
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| That was a (candid) way of saying it. I feel sorry for how your life is going. | |
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| Oh, you are such a (benevolent) person. Thank you! | |
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