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 | So, Sam I Am DOESN'T like green eggs and ham? What's his issue? | |
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| So you, a priest, and a monk walk into a strip club... | |
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| This Dr. Suess guy...what was he? A gynecologist or something? | |
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| ...and you walk up to the bar and pull out a little piano and a 12-inch long pianist... | |
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| Man, I wish the Bible came in pop-up. Maybe I could stay awake duing my sermons. | |
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| ...and let's see. I think one of you dies, or has to potty, or something. Wanna try a sip of my Everclear Martini? | |
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