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| According to these figures, if we cut our staff by 90% and replace them with a horde of child labor, we'll save millions in operating costs. | |
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| Then, if the Department of Labor shows up, we'll be all like "SOVEREIGN NATION OF INFORMATION, f#*kERS!$" | |
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| ...in conclusion, if you do not maintain an average reference excellence productivity ratio of 17:3, you will be thrown into a volcano by the New York Times Bestselling Army of the Sovereign Nation of Information. | |
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| MUTHAf#*k#!$! | |
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| Are you ready to be the 1st to Die over London Bridges while screaming Mary Mary to the Big Bad Wolf next to the Beach House while Along Came a Spider$?#@?!#$? | |
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| JAMES PATTERSON!#$! MUTHAf#*k!#! | |
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