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Another Day on the First Floor by Joseph on 07-25-2006
The First Floor cuts costs...
According to these figures, if we cut our staff by 90% and replace them with a horde of child labor, we'll save millions in operating costs.
Then, if the Department of Labor shows up, we'll be all like "SOVEREIGN NATION OF INFORMATION, f#*kERS!$"
...in conclusion, if you do not maintain an average reference excellence productivity ratio of 17:3, you will be thrown into a volcano by the New York Times Bestselling Army of the Sovereign Nation of Information.
MUTHAf#*k#!$!
Are you ready to be the 1st to Die over London Bridges while screaming Mary Mary to the Big Bad Wolf next to the Beach House while Along Came a Spider$?#@?!#$?
JAMES PATTERSON!#$! MUTHAf#*k!#!
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