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 | Good evening! Morgan Noble, for Channel Zed News! Our top story, after days without power due to a massive heatwave, some New Yorkers are turning to cannibalism. Amy Zeitgeist has a report. | |
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| Officer, did you want to release a satement asking New Yorkers to not consume each other? | |
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| Whaddya talkin' about? If you're too weak to fight off your neighbors, ya deserve to get eaten! | |
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| After the break, five tips for avoiding a hungry mob, and some handy recipes! | |
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