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Spouse Requirements. by Oscar16 on 04-02-2015
Stacy and Robbie are a new couple discussing the things they require in a marriage.
Well I need my wife to be ok with giving my (eulogy) when I die at my funeral.
That would be nice, I need my husband to be (erratic) and unpredictable so that I never know what's coming next.
My wife could never be (evasive) and I would need her to always be honest and truthful with me.
When me and my husband get in a fight I need him to never (exacerbate) the situation.
I would really like it if my wife would never (exploit) me. I need trust in a marriage.
This whole conversation is kind of pointless anyway because you can't choose who you love.
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