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base jumping by ST00PSMYASS on 03-30-2015
I'm to the point where I just don't want to fly anymore.
Flying is one of the safest activities in which you can engage. It's safer than chewing food.
That's not true.
It is. You are more than twice as likely to die from choking on food than you are from flying.
Jesus. I had no idea.
What you want to avoid is eating airplane food. If my calculations are correct, flying and eating carries the same risk as base jumping.
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