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 | Well, Senator, what are your thoughts on President Bush's response to the disaster in New Orleans? | |
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| New Orleans was destined to be wiped out by God for its evil ways. Bush was right to do nothing. | |
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| What are your thoughts on our troop strength abroad? Are we spread too thin? | |
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| Well, after we mopped the floor with Iraq and nuked Iran, we've just got Afghanistan, Syria, and basically all the Gulf states left to conquer before we are done. I haven't been there but I'm sure we can do it in, say, fifty years. | |
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| What are your thoughts on the U.S.'s new relationship with France? | |
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| I wouldn't know anything about that. What I do know is that it's a bit difficult to get back to D.C. for voting now that I've been given the position of Republican Colonial Lord of France, now that it's a territory of the U.S.... | |
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