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 | Hey, I wonder, can Xiang Lee would be pissed if she knew that I am totally jacking it right now. |  |
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 | God, who would've known an abortion could leave me so sore. |  |
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 | And I was all SKEET SKEET, then she was all "Don't get it in me I don't use birth control!" and I was all "Too late now". |  |
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 | Dude, we've ALLLLL been there man. I'd bet I've skeeted in all sorts of dudes. |  |
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 | Behind me you will see Mt Killamamjambo the world's tallest rock squirrel. |  |
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 | Man, I bet I could just that on my dirtbike. |  |
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