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Lafanda is Quite Paranoid by pizzahehe on 03-11-2015
Alright Becky, you better not be a messin with my man no more or you'll be sorry. This CAVEAT will be the only one you'll receive.
Oh my! Lafanda you've got it all wrong!
Oh do I? My husband said he was meeting you at the coffee shop for talking about getting him a raise. But he hasn't said one thing.
Oh ahaha Lafanda! He's quite good at twisting the facts. He had a good reason for his DISTORTIONS of the truth. His DECPETION to you, wasn't so he could get a raise, it was because he heard you talking about getting a job. He was trying to get you a job silly. See the paper?
You see nothing is happening between me and your husband! But I will increase the space between us if you'd still like, so I will keep the PROXIMITY of us at large. I would not want to obstruct or IMPEDE upon your relationship. Please enjoy your new job Ms. Lafanda!
I am so sorry! You and my husband had a very creative way of not telling me for that surprise! What INGENUITY you guys have. Once again, I am very, truly sorry. To show you, how about we go get some cofee some time?
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