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 | John, it says here, "Windmills are renowned for being gay bum adoration specialists..." | |
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| Well, whaddya know! Say, we're in front of one right now | |
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| ...It also says "They prey on middle-aged businessmen who secretly enjoy the male pleasure beam." | |
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| ... Er how does the windmill know that stuff?... | |
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| It says, "The windmill can sense the 'Gayer' from afar and will pounce the minute it senses stale sperm on the undergarments of that chosen male."... Huh. John?..... John?.... | |
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