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 | Good morning sir! We are locating the CULPRIT of the crash down on main, and we think you might be the one that caused the crass. | |
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| Hi sir! I promise I wasn't the one that caused the cars, its that IMPEDEING stop sign that hasn't been fxed in years, and always sticks out. | |
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| Sir, that is no such TRUISM we have pretty goof proof to say that it was you. | |
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| My car wasn't in PROXiMITY of the crash, i was parked down on third. Which is 3 blocks away from main. | |
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| Your car was DISCERNIBLE to the scene of the crime, how do we know you didn't dive away after the crash. | |
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| My car is MALLEABLE, but there are now marks on my car! Where is your proof now officer? | |
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