| A Channel 7 reporter interviews the president |
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 | Wow! You must have lots of INGENUITY and powerful imagination to become the President ! | |
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| Yes, but we always must deal with the evil in our country, which, unfortunately is COPIOUS and abundant in the United States. | |
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| Then she interviews a member of the military |
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| So, how do you enforce the law in the foreign counties without IMPEDING on their rights | |
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| We first we make sure we never interact with the public unless we can identify a clear CULPRIT of a crime. | |
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| Finally, she interviews the Pope |
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| How do you think you have improved the lives of the people around you in the PROXIMITY of this city. | |
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| Well, I have always wanted to make sure that everyone has enough food, so it inspired me to donate to CHARITY and those around me who are less wealthy. | |
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