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 | James, would you rather be stuck in a room full of faeces dying of starvation, or in a pool full of piss dying of thirst? | |
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| pool full of piss every time | |
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| would you rather suck off your boss in your lunch break for cash, or get fired for drinking during work hours? | |
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| erm......I......the sucking off thing.....I guess | |
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| right, i want you to start slowly and get quicker when i tap you on the shoulder....and maintain eye contact the whole time, right? and after i've finished i want you to say "Mr sullivan you taste like strawberries and cream" | |
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| you're joking right? | |
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