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 | I used to tell everyone I was really great in bed, until I found out it's measured by how much the other person enjoys it. But seriously, have that transaction report on my desk by noon. | |
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| My wife accidentally drove over my golf clubs, so I'm withholding sex to get even. Every few weeks I have to remind her that's what I'm doing. How's that user interface project coming along? | |
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| Women just can't take compliments. I was at the grocery store the other day and went up to this total babe and said "Hey, nice t... | |
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| Aack! For the last time, you don't work here! | |
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