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 | Hey have you ever twied wed bull before? (Secretly wants to eat) | |
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| Err who the f#*k is this guy? Doesn't he know I'm way too glamorous, pretty, sexy, seductive, gorgeous and perfect and popular for this filthy #&@! | |
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| Do you want to go to canada grill with me? It happens to be the most expensive and classy place in town and I really wanna eat you I mean food so lets go sometime. Also youre really prett and I want you all to myself without friends there. | |
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| Fiiiine I have no idea why im doing this this is an awful idea. I deserve so much better than this hes not even in 4th division. | |
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| So then I asked her out and now I'm the luckiest man in the world with the most beautiful girlfriend ever Im gonna marry her you know I dont even know how it happened but as soon as she looks the other way Im just gonna scran her | |
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