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Channel 7 News by Oscar16 on 02-25-2015
Here on Channel 7 news: Your only (credible) news station, with everything being backed up by facts and figures.
Today in the news: Two boxing champs (contend) for the crown, Princess Kate gets a (cordial) welcome at the White House and (copious) amounts of gas lead to low prices.
Talk a little louder.
Don't worry we can cut this all out.
Oh please your just being (cynical)!
All you do in this place is continue to (demean) me just because your handsome, rich and well known while I am none of those things. I'm sick of it!
Up we have a caller on Line 3!
Hello? Well sorry to tell you but no this isn't Car Talk but don't (despair) I have their number with me. 1-800-980-1234. Your welcome, goodbye.
I guess I'll have to (defer) to Bob this time but this isn't over.
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