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Far More Realistic Than We'd Like by evannichols on 07-16-2006
Admiral Zrbyxo! The Vampiroids kidnapped Princess Triffi and are fleeing to their planet Xoxia disguised as a merchant ship from Vixia, the newly discovered tropical- beach planet of volleyball-playing naughty Amazons!
What the hell are you talking about?The Vampiroids are from Cthlothos, not Xoxia.
Whatever. All those squishy-headed aliens look alike to me.
How did someone like you get assigned to the Diplomatic Corps?
Same as anyone, I suppose. My father hung onto the incriminating photos from his fraternity days, and luckily one of his frat brothers became President.
Makes sense. So... tell me more about these Naughty Amazons.
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