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Dont drink and drive. by Luc on 02-20-2015
Officer Joe pulled over a drunk office woman for drinking and driving.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
No...why?
The office woman is unable to get her way out of it.
Its illegal to drink and drive, I am forced to "compel" you to jail. This wasn't very "competent" of you.
Oh....dear that was very "concise" are you sure we can't make a "compromise"?
The cop refuses to compromise and is taking her to jail.
No, we can't make a compromise, I need to be "conscientious".
Ok...I...."concede" arrest me.
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