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 | All this Kirk Ferentz angst. He's not going anywhere. | |
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| Nor should he. | |
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| Really? I thought you would want him gone more than anyone in the office. | |
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| Oh hell no. I freaking love Ferentz. Are you kidding me? He's paid more than the governor, answers to no one, and is untouchable. He's more made than a mafia don. It's my wet dream to have the life that Kirk Ferentz has right now. | |
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| Oh. I didn't think about it that way. | |
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| If he coaches from the sidelines next year wearing a turtleneck while smoking a pipe and sitting in a deckchair, then I'm moving him ahead of Teddy Roosevelt on my Man Wall of Fame. | |
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