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 | All this Kirk Ferentz angst. He's not going anywhere. |  |
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 | Nor should he. |  |
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 | Really? I thought you would want him gone more than anyone in the office. |  |
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 | Oh hell no. I freaking love Ferentz. He's every real man's role model. Are you kidding me? The dude is the ultimate man's man. Is the highest paid state employee; makes more than the Gov! Answers to no one. It's the wet dream of every guy I know to have the life that Kirk Ferentz has right now. |  |
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 | Oh. I didn't think about it that way. |  |
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 | If he coaches from the sidelines next year wearing a turtleneck while smoking a pipe and sitting in a deckchair, then I'm moving him ahead of Teddy Roosevelt on my Man Wall of Fame. |  |
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