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| No, is it now saying that Jesus went to Anarctica to preach to the Jews that lived there, but they wouldn't listen so he changed them into penguins? | |
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| The new doctrine tells us what pillow Jesus used after he supposedly got crucified. He really didn't; he was just into deep sleep due to how comfortable the pillow was. | |
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| What brand of pillow is it? | |
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| Three Days' Sleep Pillows | |
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| I'll keep that in mind, thanks. | |
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