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Gunfag by Gooch on 11-26-2014
Greg, the police and prosecutor believe your brother's story. They are convinced you're lying. And frankly, so am I.
Whaaaaat? But...but..I am a normal guy-next-door....fine upstanding citizen! He is a drunken dope addict, wastrel LOSER! Who could possibly believe HIM over ME?
The police and prosecutor could. And do. Now Greg, as your attorney my advice to you is this: you must kiss your brother's rosy red HOBO ASS. If he wants money, give it to him. Promise him anything. First, fall to your knees and beg his forgiveness.
NOOOOOOOO! Not money!
You are charged with Felonious assault. It can get you ten-years in the slammer. It has similar sentencing guidelines as attempted murder, Greg. We MUST get your brother to cooperate with US, not THEM. Understand?
How much money?
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