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Gunfag by Gooch on 11-25-2014
Mr. McCabe, could you please tell us why you pistol whipped your own brother?
He tried to force his way into my home. I was defending myself.
Sir, you might be interested to know that according to FBI statistics, pistol whippping is virtually NEVER an act of self defense. But it is almost ALWAYS a punitive act of agression.
.No! NO! He's CRAZY! I'm scared of him! He's SPOOKY!
Hmm, odd. Because between the two of you, only you have been arrested for a violent felony, not you brother. In fact, he has absolutely no history of violence at all.
He tried to force his way into my home. I was defending myself.
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