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| With my time machine, I`ve seen Moses part the sea, Joan d`Arc ride into battle, Newton hit by an apple, Oswald shooting Kennedy... | |
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| ...Lady Godiva`s naked horseride, the crucifixion and ressurrection of Christ, Crapper inventing the flush toilet... | |
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| Really? Has it ever let you witness anything that wasn`t a made-up fairy tale? | |
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| Um... how about the time I had a temporal lobe epileptic seizure in a phone booth? Was that real? | |
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