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 | Would you like to stick your dick in this jelly I've made? |  |
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 | Possibly, have you put any tabasco sauce in it to make me cripple up on the floor holding my knob in excruciating pain? |  |
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 | Don't be silly, would I...? |  |
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 | Yes, you would because you're a f#*king whore bag slag faced hoe b#tch knob teaser! |  |
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 | I'd love to drown this toss bag twat, refuse my cooking - what a sh#t faced c#ck moron! |  |
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 | I may look like a stupid f#*king business man having a gay drink, but I'm not. I'm a detective so I could tell what you was up to... Detective Taggart, actually! |  |
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