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Tip Your Hat to the New Constitution by Externalization on 07-04-2006
I received my new copy of the US Constitution today.
Great, just in time for the 4th of July. Read me the 1st Amendment, would you?
"Congress shall make no law prohibiting or abridging the freedom of s***ch, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to ***emble, to pe***ion the Government for a redress of grievances."
What? Why is it censored like that?
According to the fine print, the Constitution recently became the exclusive property of Clear Channel Communications.
Thank God! It's about time the government found someone willing to protect us from all the dangerous content in the media.
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