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| I received my new copy of the US Constitution today. | |
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| Great, just in time for the 4th of July. Read me the 1st Amendment, would you? | |
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| "Congress shall make no law prohibiting or abridging the freedom of s***ch, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to ***emble, to pe***ion the Government for a redress of grievances." | |
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| What? Why is it censored like that? | |
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| According to the fine print, the Constitution recently became the exclusive property of Clear Channel Communications. | |
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| Thank God! It's about time the government found someone willing to protect us from all the dangerous content in the media. | |
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