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 | So, Father, I have brought Jol half the way around the f#*king world, and spent all the money i saved on fags on a ring. Do you think she will marry me? | |
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| f#*king right she will, as long as she doesnt find your porn collection. | |
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| Hi nurse, I was told it was urgent.... | |
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| Yes Jol has just had a baby, she has called it lloyd. he looks a bit like a refugee | |
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| Hell, its the wedding day, christ better have a few more of these vodkas. | |
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| Come on Ol, marry me you #&@!. I am dying for a Bow, I havent had a drink for about ten minutes. | |
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