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How The Monkey Was President by DG061200 on 10-21-2014
At the beach during sunrise
So tell me, how did a CULPRIT like you become president?
Well as you can see, im very DISCERNABLE, because im a monkey. But to tell you the TRUISM, I came out here to the beach one day, because it was so SPATIAL, and I like being here.
Several hours later at the beach during sundown
Interesting, now tell me how you let them know that you were trustworthy, and no a deception on just being a monkey.
So what happened was i was sitting in this very exact spot watching the waves, and these people in black suits came up to me, and asked if I wanted to be the president. I gave them a CAVEAT and said that I was only a monkey, and I also said I would love to be president. So they took me to the White House.
Later in the presidents office
And that's how I became president.
Wow, your INGENUITY seems to have taken you really far in life.
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