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JOB OPENING by Snugglybunny123 on 09-15-2014
Hello person who looks like they are from the children of the corn. You are here for the mental acuity acceleration job right.
Yes is it still avialable? I just had to get out of the movie buisness i find it abhoring now.
Alright just let me call my secret spy. Well according to my spy you are a double murder. That deosnt look good to a job application.
Oh ya. thats me but that was the old me, thats all behind me (said acclaimingly). And besides i did my time.
After giving her the job*
"Have you seen a girl that appears to of been in children of the corn?" She is a prison escapee. She is on the Americas top wanted list for abstaining from arrest and murder. A 1 million dollar award is awarded for her capture
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