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quarterbacks at quarterback #2 by ST00PSMYASS on 09-10-2014
This offense sucks. We gotta do something.
Who do you like at quarterback?
Ruddock of course. He's returning with all that experience. He's poised and smart; he's a student of the game.
Isn't "student of the game" just a fancy euphemism for he doesn't have great tools?
Iowa doesn't need a player with tools at quarterback. They need a coach on the field, a game manager, a player that doesn't make mistakes in tight situations. Someone who can channel the coach's thinking with the game on the line.
Ah, that explains why we quit playing quarterbacks at quarterback.
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