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 | Bob, I've been reading this book and I have discovered the absolute worst way to die! | |
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| Come on then twinkle toes, share it... | |
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| Base-jumping in remote southern australia, getting blown off course and landing, badly, snapping your legs backwards. You have enough water to last 30 days but yabbies and green ants are eating you from the butt inwards. | |
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| Not strictly true, rev. This is the worst... Sucking the helium out of balloons for a laugh, then falling down the stairs and snapping your spine, and when you squeak "help!" in an agonised Mickey Mouse voice, everyone just thinks you're trying to be funny. Oh and my names not Bob. | |
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