COL. SANDERS VS. GEORGE ZIMMER DUEL 2 HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK! |
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| HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU KNOW, BEING ON THE MOON HERE REMINDS ME OF THE FIRST TIME I WENT INTO OUTER SPACE AND DISCOVERED AN ALIEN OF THE FEMALE VARIETY. AS I MADE MY MARTIAN MATE MASHER VISIBLE, SHE LET OUT A CRY THAT SIMPLE HUMANS LIKE YOU COULD NOT UNDERSTAND. | |
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| I PROCEEDED TO PROBE HER PLANETARY PELVIS QUITE VIGOROUSLY AND MATCHED HER SHRILL CRIES WITH PROMISES OF A GREAT FUTURE WHERE HER KIND WOULD DRESS IN MY FINE SUITS AND THAT'S WHEN I LET LOOSE A ZIMMERIFIC ZANZIBAR OF MY ZERO-GRAVITY ZAZZ, I GUARANTEE IT. | |
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| Man, this is the last time I take you out to lunch. | |
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