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 | Hi, Steve? My name is Ben Lee, I'm heading the new Employee Retention team. I was having trouble finding your employee profile? We're just trying to ensure our workers are...happy and qualified. | |
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| Sure, I'd love to help! Did you check maybe under my maiden name? Try Steve Eatabagofdix? It's Prussian! | |
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| Good day. My name is Gary Coliff, with Administration Enforcement. You know who we are. I'm looking to discuss your... reticence... in providing a review of your job qualifications for employee review? | |
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| Oh, of course! It must have got lost in the mail! Maybe look for something from my family's mailing address? It should have come from 115 Mystic Tree Ave, Kakariko Villiage? It's in Lower Hyrule... Ohio. | |
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| Hello there! My name is Pam, I'm from your son's office. We're looking for Steven. He seems to have absconded with ... | |
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| Huh. I didn't know I even had a son! Imagine that. I've never even touched a willy! What wonderful news! I must be so proud! Would you like some roast chicken, miss, to help me celebrate? | |
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