| A sensible rabbit wishes to sit down for a lovely meal in a young gentleman's restaurant. |
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 | Excuse me kind sir, but I wish to sit down for a lovely meal in your restaurant. I am quite (competent) in my abilities to use silverware, and am (cognizant) of established human etiquette. | |
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| No!! I will not have a rabbit with suck obviously (clandestine) intentions dining here! I know what you're planning! | |
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| How is that (coherent) to me having dinner? I feel like you are (condescending) on me, a humble rabbit. | |
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| Oh, you fill me with (contempt)! I am so (compelled) to boil you alive and put you on the menu as pork stew! | |
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| ...So that's how I got rabies from my pork stew last night. | |
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| ..Wow. That's why we need to be more (conscientious) of our food choices. To learn more about restaurant standards, visit theangrychef.gov, and check out my blog, juicyfluteboot.tumblr.com. | |
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