| The day was young, and a Christian Missionary was making his way door to door until he stumbled upon Aunt Jemima's Kitchen, a well known and prestigious restaurant. |
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| ARE YOU THAT NEW RESTAURANT OWNER WHO IS SCREWING WITH MY BUISNESS?! | |
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| No ma'am, I'm just here to- | |
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| DON"T LIE. IF YOU INTEND TO (CONTEND) WITH MY KITCHEN, BE PREPARED TO BE (DEBILITATED), (DEMEANED), AND UTTERLY DEMOLISHED! YOUR SERVICE CAN'T COMPETE WITH OUR (CORDIAL) AND AMIABLE SERVICE YOU LITTLE COCKROACH! | |
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| Ma'am I don't own the business next door if I did I would start selling muffins because, frankly, your muffins have so much ginger in them they could be a small family of Weasleys. | |
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| I WILL SOMEHOW (DETER) YOU FROM YOUR EVIL DEEDS YOU INFECTIOUS BAT-FOWLING EMBOSSED CARBUNCLE! | |
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