Jim is applying to (Chronic) Mustache Company: where mustaches never stop growing back. |
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 | I am going to be (candid) and completley honest here, okay? You are the lamest person I have ever met. |  |
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 | I am now mentally (calloused) now. Actually, I'm scarred. |  |
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Jim wants to be a part of the biggest musical group around. He is talking to the lead person in it to see if he can be part of the crew. |
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 | I am usually mean, but for this time I'll be (benevolent). You are perfect for the job. The pay is 3 high fives an hour. |  |
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 | That is a terrible salary. I am going to try to form a new (camaraderie) with a boss that will actually pay me. We will be good friends. |  |
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This is the last job he is applying for. If he doesn't make it in this one, it is back to the chair company for him. |
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 | I don't like you. |  |
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 | Alright. |  |
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