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Jim Applies for New Jobs by JimBobman on 06-26-2014
Jim is applying to (Chronic) Mustache Company: where mustaches never stop growing back.
I am going to be (candid) and completley honest here, okay? You are the lamest person I have ever met.
I am now mentally (calloused) now. Actually, I'm scarred.
Jim wants to be a part of the biggest musical group around. He is talking to the lead person in it to see if he can be part of the crew.
I am usually mean, but for this time I'll be (benevolent). You are perfect for the job. The pay is 3 high fives an hour.
That is a terrible salary. I am going to try to form a new (camaraderie) with a boss that will actually pay me. We will be good friends.
This is the last job he is applying for. If he doesn't make it in this one, it is back to the chair company for him.
I don't like you.
Alright.
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