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 | Hey Bunnie! I bought a (copious) amount of movie tickets expecting my friends will come, but they didn't! Want some? | |
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| I don't know why in the world would you buy an abundant amount of tickets for a bunch of uncaring friends. Oh well, what kind of movie are for the tickets for? | |
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| Note: The National Movie Theater Association is famous for sponsoring many good movies in this world. |
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| Who knows? In this (credible) ad funded by the National Movie Theater Association, the movie is supposedly about this (cynical) person who soon grows to be... | |
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| Wait, wait! I don't like the sound of a pessimistic guy and I don't care about believable ads, but don't just ruin the movie! I want to watch the movie! Lets hurry up and go get some good seats. | |
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| I want to (decry) this movie in front of a bunch of people so that they won't do the mistake we did: watching this horrible movie... | |
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| You don't have to publicly criticize this horrific piece of film. I would rather say "I (deprecate) this film" on Facebook. I detest this movie as much as you do, you know. | |
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