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 | I know things have been tough, but I promised we'd celebrate our first year together in the Greek Isles, and here we are! Happy Anniversary, Honey! |  |
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 | Thanks, Dear. |  |
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 | What's wrong? You don't seem very happy. |  |
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 | Oh, it's nothing. I just... I just wish we could be really married, with a church wedding and everything. |  |
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 | You know that no country in the world recognizes marriages between humans and television sets. Well, maybe Belgium. |  |
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 | You know I've loved you ever since I first saw you on the shelf at Best Buy. |  |
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